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Probably the most important post of 2013.

DEFINITELY the most important post of 2013.

how about the most important post of the decade?

The top one is a load of bullshit though. The female body is literally designed to give birth. That is the point of a uterus, the reason our hips are designed the way they are. An asshole is designed to pass out shit, not fuck, but some people like that so OK. Just because the female body is designed for birth does not mean you HAVE to have children jfc

A book is designed for reading; I regularly use small ones as bookmarks in larger books. A butter knife is designed for spreading butter; we used them in uni to prise stuff off seaside rocks for examination. A wood-axe is designed for chopping wood; people have used them for murdering people. Things being made with one purpose in mind doesn’t mean they can’t ever be used for something else.

(Source: aaapple-jax)

  • book one:

    professor mcgonagall and the you put a WHAT in our WHERE albus

  • book two:

    professor mcgonagall and the we have a WHAT IN OUR WHERE ALBUS

  • book three:

    professor mcgonagall and the ministry is sending us WHAT because of WHO

  • book four:

    professor mcgonagall and the ARE YOU SHITTING ME ALBUS

  • book five:

    professor mcgonagall and the we have WHO telling us to do WHAT

  • book six:

    professor mcgonagall and the albus do something NO NOT THAT

  • book seven:

    professor mcgonagall and the I FINALLY GET TO BLOW SHIT UP THANK YOU WIZARD GOD

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